Wednesday, August 7, 2024

ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME TEN: LUNGBARROW

 


A SPOKEN WORD CERPTS REBUTTAL!  featuring the RETURN of the FOLKTELLERS!!!!  



  1. WHO'S THE DOCTOR?  - Geoffrey Beevers, Louise Jameson & Dan Starkey
  2. On the Slippery Trail  -  Louise Jameson
  3. The Ice Warriors  -  Dan Starkey 
  4. The Mind of Doctor Who  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  5. The Psychic Jungle  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  6. Time Travel?  Try A TARDIS!  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  7. The Vampires of Crellium  -  Dan Starkey
  8. The Giant Robot  -  Louise Jameson
  9. The Sea Devils  -  Dan Starkey
  10. A New Life  -  Louise Jameson
  11. Avast There!  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  12. The Draconians  -  Dan Starkey
  13. Davros  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  14. The Sinister Sponge  -  Dan Starkey
  15. The Cybermen  -  Louise Jameson
  16. Neuronic Nightmare  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  17. The Doctor Who Music and Radiophonic Workshop  -  Dan Starkey
  18. Mysterious Monsters  -  Louise Jameson
  19. The Mission  -  Geoffrey Beevers
  20. Peanut Butter  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  21. The Judge  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman 
  22. The Sneakout Mountain Diary  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  23. Yellow Ribbon  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  24. Come Again In the Spring  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  25. Jazzy Three  Bears  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  26. The Dancing Man  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  27. Mama Mama Have You Heard  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  28. Sody Sallyraytus  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  29. The King at the Door  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  30. Apples and Bananas  -  Connie Regan-Blake & Barbara Freeman
  31. Cabin B-13:  A Razor in Fleet Street
  32. Coming Soon  -  Doctor Who:  Dalek Empire
  33. The Big Chick with the Big Roscoe in the Kentucky Diner  -  Jean Shepherd 
  34. The Bridge On the River Wye (Side 1)  -  Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers, etc. 
  35. The Bridge On the River Wye  (Side 2)  -  Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers etc. 
  36. The Phantom of Bogmouth Hip  -  Round the Horne
  37. Live at the Royal Albert Hall  -  Spike Milligan
  38. A Hunting Story  -  The Jean Shepherd Show
  39. Cabin B-13:  The Bride Vanishes
  40. Little Orphan Annie  -  Jean Shepherd
  41. Balls  -  Jean Shepherd
  42. Purgatories  -  Jean Shepherd
  43. Elvira and Henry  -  Jackie Torrence
  44. Lydia  -  Jackie Torrence
  45. Shoes  -  Jackie Torrence
  46. The Golden Arm  -  Jackie Torrence
  47. Sleeping Sickness  -  Jackie Torrence
  48. Cabin B-13:  The Sleep of Death
  49. Spook House  -  Nicky Henson
  50. Friendly Folk  -  Bernard Cribbins
  51. The Man On the Tip  -  Hayley Mills
  52. Sweet Shop  -  June Whitfield
  53. Something Dreadful  -  Colin Baker
  54. Method of Madness  -  Ross Kemp
  55. The Truth About Agnes  -  Andres Sachs
  56. Coming Soon  -  Doctor Who:  Static



Tuesday, August 6, 2024

ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME NINE: CREEPY ASYLUM

 



1 Ugly Chile Johnny Mercer 2:39     My Mom used to sing this song to me when I was little.  Yeah, THAT'S why I turned out like this!

2 Give Me Love Kenny Lynch w/ Tubby Hayes Quintet 1:50   Direct from DR. TERROR'S HOUSE OF HORRORS

3 The Siamese Cat Bob Newhart 2:05      Uh oh . . .all these Bob Newhart tracks . . . Did I kill him?

4 Got a Fine Letter . . . Allan Sherman 0:48

5 Hello Muddah Hello Fadduh Allan Sherman 2:52

6 Good Gravy (I'm In Love Again) Jack Hammer as Tommy Hawke 2:43      Um…with a name like Jack Hammer, you thought you needed to masquerade as Tommy Hawke????

7 The Cuban Sandwich Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 4:07  Oooo, I love Cuban Sandwiches!  And I don't know why the sound is so low on this??

8 I Can't Tell A Lie Fred Astaire 2:27  From HOLIDAY INN radio preview show, the Washington's Birthday song from the movie

9 Weather Forecast John Bird 0:15  Yep, it's Idi again

10 Doop-Doo-De-Doop (A Doodlin' Song) Blossom Dearie 2:19     Yes, that's her real name.  And yes, that's her real voice.

11 Bad Dan McGoon The Cadillacs 2:10

12 Be Careful, It's My Heart Bing Crosby 3:32    the Valentine's Day song from the film HOLIDAY INN soundtrack

13 Crazy Twist Jack Hammer 2:03     Oh, NOW you use your own name!

14 Everything Happens To Me Frank Sinatra 4:12

15 Everything Happens To Me Spike Jones feat. Paul Frees 3:48     Truthfully, this is a MUCH better version!

16 Brown Skin Gal/Mary Ann Blind Blake 2:50     Always loved BROWN SKIN GAL since Doogie Howser sang it in the film CLARA'S HEART

17 The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: Main Theme Ennio Morricone 2:42     Nope . . . I still haven't seen the film

18 I Was A Teenage Monster The Keynotes 2:19     Uh oh here comes the spooky Halloween stuff

19 I'm the Wolf Man Round Robin 2:39     This song was on an ancient Cerpts Tape I made you.  And OH LOOK here it is again

20 Night of the Sweet Cheeks Larry and the Blue Notes 2:15     Um, this is a song about you apparently.

21 Into the Valley of Shadows Midnight Syndicate 3:36     Wow!  Remember Midnight Syndicate.  They have a new CD.  Who knew???

22 Prologue/Theme from the Fog John Houseman & John Carpenter 7:43

23 Planet of the Vampires (Part 1) Gino Marinuzzi 1:13     One of my fave films by Mario Bava.  Did I ever tell you the story about this film and lil kid me???

24 "I Am Dracula" Bela Lugosi 0:30     This is an audio rip from my video tape of DRACULA recorded offa AMC & from my first HALLOWEEN CERPTS

25 The Creature Buchanan & Ancell 2:50     My precious 45.  Classic Cerpts Fodder

26 Meet the Creature Buchanan & Ancell 2:45     This was also taken from my very first HALLOWEEN CERPTS cd I ever did make!

27 4th of July Safety with Vincent Price Vincent Price 0:36     Thanks for the tip, Vinnie!

28 "Ancient Voodoo Tune" Dr. Terror's House of Horrors 0:09     Intro audio from DR. TERROR'S HOUSE OF HORRORS

29 Voodoo Tubby Hayes 3:02     The actual song from DR. TERROR'S HOUSE OF HORRORS

30 Forgotten Alcoves Midnight Syndicate 0:42

31 This Island Earth: Main Titles Herman Stein 1:48     Summer's da time for 50's sci-fi movies, Jack!

32 Hammer Presents Dracula Christopher Lee 22:47 The Hammer record of Dracula (or Side 1 anyway) which I have da vinyl of and now have da CD of.

33 Astaroth (Malocchio) Stelvio Cipriani 2:20     Music from the 1975 horror film EVIL EYE

34 Dancing with the Dead Julez and the Rollerz 2:26

35 Earth Vs. the Flying Saucers: Main Titles Daniele Amfiteatrof );50

36 It's Alive! The High Frequencies 2:30

37 The Day of the Triffids: Main Titles Ron Goodwin 2:03     Did you hear what I said about sci-fi movies?!?!?!

38 I Walked With A Zombie TV Party 1:51     This is a Roky Erikson cover for a song that was Cerpts Fodder back in the day

39 Forbidden Planet: Main Titles Louis & Bebe Barron 2:21

40 Soggy The Out-Sect 2:56

41 White Ghost Shivers The New Orleans Owls 2:49     Oooo, I think we lapsed into the 1920's!

42 Ghost Story John Carpenter 4:12     The music behind John Houseman's story in the prologue of THE FOG.

43 Planet of the Vampires (Part 8) Gino Marinuzzi 1:05     No, I don't know what happened to the other 7 parts

44 It! The Terror from Beyond Space: Main Titles Paul Sawtell & Bert Shefter 1:04

45 Missile to the Moon: Main Titles Nicholas Carras 1:52

46 Witch Queen of New Orleans Ervinna and the Stylers 2:18     Wacky cover of the Redbone song

47 Fear the Walking Dead Jerry Only 3:17     Yeah.  Jerry Only from The Misfits has a new solo CD!!!

48 That Old Devil Moon Joanie Sommers 2:12

49 Voodoo Man The Del-Vikings 1:43

50 Spooks Louis Armstrong 2:39     More old cerpts fodder from back in the day

51 Witch Girl The Mystrys 2:06

52 I Been Dealing with the Devil Sonny Boy Williamson I 2:48

53 Planetary Run Joe Montgomery 2:14     That's weird…I just got back from URANUS.

54 Grinnin' Reaper The Low Spirits 1:58     Wow, this REALLY sounds like THE CRUSHER to me

55 The Devil's Right Hand Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 3:00

56 UFO:  Main Titles Barry Gray 1:13     Love dat show.  Got the whole series on a box set, yo!

57 Voodoo Doll Glenda, Glen 1:51

58 Switch Blade Operator Jack Hammer 3:10

59 "There Are Such Things" Christopher Lee 0:38     Curtain speech Bela Lugosi used to make on stage.  Here Chris Lee did it at the end of IN SEARCH OF DRACULA

60 Poison Arrow ABC 3:23     Yeah.  Not spooky at all.  But Mikey requested it.

61 I Feel Free Cream 2:54     You will notice we are taking an intermission from Halloween songs . . . But they WILL be back.

62 You Can't Get That Stuff No More Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 2:58

63 Knock-Kneed Nellie from Knoxsville The Jumpin' Jaguars 2:20

64 Another Monty Python Record (Side 2) Monty Python's Flying Circus 3:56     You got Side 1 on the other Cerpts CD so here's Side 2.  You're welcome.

65 Coffee Time Carmen McRae 2:46     OK this is the first Cerpts CD to come with an official coffee break in the middle of it.  Enjoy.

66 Coffee Break Charles Nelson Reilly & Cast 2:37     You didn't think I'd manage to give you some Charles Nelson Reilly, did you???

67 Java Jive The Manhattan Transfer 2:48     How many covers of this song do I have.  Let's find out, shall we?

68 You're the Cream in My Coffee Annette Hanshaw 2:55

69 Java Jive The Puppini Sisters 3:34

70 Let's Have Another Cup of Coffee Fred Waring & His Pennsylvanians 3:14

71 Coffee Talk (Ann and Brian) John Barry & Ann Lynn 4:37

72 Jave Jive The Platters 2:11

73 A Cup of Coffee, A Sandwich and You Gertrude Lawrence & Jack Buchanan 3:08

74 Coffee Bean / Calabash Annie Les Baxter 2:16     Where the Hell's Les Baxter been up till now??!!!!

75 Coffee Pot Blues Pokey Lafarge 4:01

76 Coffee and Cigarettes Johnnie Ray 2:47

77 Java Jive Antares 2:33

78 Swing the Mood Jive Bunny and the Mastermixers 4:19     Um . . . Stars on 45 copycats, anybody?

79 Mamie Eisenhower/Mrs. Roosevelt Redd Foxx 2:46     Ha!  I got a soft on!

80 Zoom The Cadillacs 2:25

81 La Polizia Chiede (Chase) Stelvio Cipriani 4:25     Car chase music from the Italian horror film WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOUR DAUGHTERS? (sequel to SOLANGE)

82 Way To the Stars John Bird 4:56     Idi is whizzin' around at amazin' speed, I suppose

83 Interocitor from This Island Earth Herman Stein 0:35

84 Prelude/Outer Space/Radar from The Day the Earth Stood Still 20th Century Fox Orchestra 3:52     THEREMIN BITCHES!!!!

85 Haunted Nights Duke Ellington & His Cotton Club Orchestra 3:18

86 (Who-Who-Who) Who Put the Devil in Evelyn's Eyes? The Mills Brothers 2:42     Hee hee I like did one!

87 Planet of the Vampires (Part 9) Gino Marinuzzi 0:46

88 Monsters The Slop 2:24

89 Lab Scene from Frankenstein's Daughter Nicholas Carras 0:43

90 Jekyll and Hyde Jim Burgett 2:28

91 Plan 9 From Outer Space Trailer Film Trailers 1:00

92 Taboo Jerry Only 2:57

93 Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde The Emersons 2:17

94 The Beast of Sunset Strip Teddy Durant 2:27

95 The Raven Kenny & the Fiends 1:59

96 Witchin' Hour Blues Tampa Red 3:14

97 Flyin' Saucer Baby Georgia Jim 2:20     Once again . . . I think you're from URANUS!

98 Prologue/River Bed from THE GUYVER Matthew Morse 1:42     I just watched this movie and I frikkin' LOVED IT!

99 Kenneth-What's the Frequency? Game Theory 0:46     Did you know the story about Dan Rather and What's the Frequency, Kenneth???  I didn't until now.

100 Saucy Jack The Flower Machine 1:37     Oh we're back to Halloweeny stuff again

101 Jack the Ripper Jo Brand 4:56     more from comedian Jo Brand's LOAD OF OLD BALLS

102 Jack-O-Lantern The Sellwoods 3:01

103 Space Junk Barry Gray 2:38     More from the soundtrack of the TV show UFO - precursor to SPACE:1999

104 Black Magic Jericho Jones 2:08

105 Little Bitty Goose Pimples Jack Hammer 1:45

106 Ancient Portal Midnight Syndicate 0:23

107 Shooting Stars from This Island Earth Herman Stein 1:58

108 Bogey Wail Jack Hylton & His Orchestra 3:22

109 Space Loop for Electronic Instruments Paul Sawtell & Bert Shefter 1:03

110 The Invasion Is Coming! Invasion 1:46

111 Jack the Ripper The Elites 2:11

112 One Cell From You Jerry Only 3:41

113 Dinner With Drac (Part 1) Zacherley 3:09     From thousands of previous cerpts tapes - this one can never be included to many times!

114 Vampire Bobby Garrett 2:07

115 Night of the Blood Beast Film Trailer 0:50

116 Why Do I Love You? Bela La Goldstein 2:11

117 Voodoo Voodoo LaVern Baker 1:49     Another cerpts fodder song from back in the 80's when I put it on one of your cerpts tapes

118 Our Spaceman Did Come Back Jeff Hughes 2:35     Is this some kind of space age answer to MY BOOMERANG WON'T COME BACK????  Who knows?

119 The Guyver Theme/Main Title Matthew Morse 1:52     Best movie ever!!!

120 Creeps Come Out The Rebet Set 2:27

121 Alien from UFO Barry Gray 2:55

122 Voodoo Dolly The Invictas 2:05     What happens when Ms. Parton goes to Haiti

123 Tommy the Cat Primus 4:13     I'm goin' down to South Park gonna have myself a time…

124 Liebestraume Spike Jones & His City Slickers 3:11

125 Illusions Marlene Dietrich 3:22     Hey!  Marlene's back!

126 Let's Go To the Liquor Store Tuff Green 2:43     We can get 1 1/2 Grizzlies.

127 It Lives! Midnight Syndicate 1:58

128 Gin & Coconut Water Blind Blake 2:46

129 General Chariot Corp. Bob Newhart 5:24

130 Shack A Doo The Cadillacs 2:16

131 You Always Hurt the One You Love Spike Jones & His City Slickers 2:50

132 They Raided the Joint Hot Lips Page 2:54

133 Saturday Night Fish Fry Gay Crosse 2:49     Yet another version of this song I originally had as a kid on a 45 . . . And still do!

134 The Definition of a Fool Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 3:28

135 What A Party Jesse Allen 2:14

136 My First Wife Redd Foxx 3:43

137 He Lied and I Listened Marlene Dietrich 1:23

138 I'll Capture Your Heart Bing Crosby & Fred Astaire 3:13     from HOLIDAY INN again

139 Sit On My Face/Announcement Monty Python's Flying Circus 1:06

140 Public Announcement John Bird 0:25

141 Triffid Attack from Day of the Triffids Ron Goodwin 1:27     And I really got hot when I saw Janette Scott…

142 Makeshift Frank The Killing Floors 2:35

143 Neutronic Rays from This Island Earth Herman Stein 0:51

144 Peek A Boo The Cadillacs 2:12

145 The Devil with the Devil Larry Clinton Orchestra 2:31

146 Nightmare Artie Shaw 2:50     some horror host used this for theme music.  Don't remember who, though.

147 Swingin' at the Séance Glenn Miller & His Orchestra 3:07     Another song I put on one of yer Cerpts Tapes way back in the ancient days

148 Jerry Was A Race Car Driver Primus 3:10

149 Planet of the Vampires (Part 12) Gino Marinuzzi 1:23

150 Monster from Frankenstein's Daughter Nicholas Carras 1:26

151 The Blob Trailer Film Trailer 1:18     And a cast of exciting young people

152 Black Magic Jericho Jones 2:09     Um . . . How'd this get on here twice?!?!?!?!!!!!

153 Anything Can Happen On Halloween Tim Curry 2:59 Saint Tim!

154 I Know What Happened to Baby Jane Bent Forcep & the Patients 2:14

155 Tombstone Number 9 Murray Schafe & the Aristocrats 3:04     Not THOSE Aristocrats!!!!!

156 Casting My Spell Johnny Otis & Marci Lee 2:10     another song from an ancient cerpts tape I made you in the 80's.  These were all OG from Elvira's Haunted Hits

157 Zack-O-Lantern Outro's Superduper Spooky Supergroup 2:11     OK Ruby Roo got to pick a song last time so Zack wanted to pick a song dis time!!!

158 Voodoo Queen and the Medicine Man Bill James & the Hex-O-Tones 2:34

159 Ghost A Go Go Richard Rome 2:14

160 Creature from the Black Lagoon Trailer Film Trailer 0:40

161 Horror Show Johnny Thunder 2:37 Cei-U!!!

162 Deep Sleep Chance Halladay 1:45

163 Frankenstein and Dracula Joseph Cotton 1:16     this audio was taken from the TV episode MONSTERS WE HAVE KNOWN AND LOVED

164 Mr. Ghost Goes To Town The Five Jones Boys 2:59     This is the same music from THE GHOST & MR. CHICKEN soundtrack by Vic Mizzy.  Which came first???

165 Monster Shindig The 7&8 2:00

166 Voo Doo Lou Joe Gaines 2:14

167 Earth Cousins Jack Hammer & Tony Middleton 2:36     Um . . . Trying to copy Buchanan & Goodman's THE FLYING SAUCER, are we???

168 Bucket O Blood Big Boy Groves 2:27

169 Guyver Theme (2021 Remix) Matthew Morse 0:39

170 The Bells Billy Ward & the Dominoes 3:16     as heard briefly in the film COMIC BOOK CONFIDENTIAL

171 Count Macabre The Connoissurs 2:21

172 The Werewolf Sound Effect 0:14

173 The Mummy Trailer Film Trailer 0:40

174 Skeleton in the Closet Louis Armstrong 3:04

175 Horror Pictures The Calvanes 2:04

176 Ghost House Sisters of Black Mountain 3:08

177 The Bug Leonard Johnson 2:19

178 Vampire's Ball Mann Drake 2:33     I didn't know John Kruk was a vampire!

179 Zoola Zooky Johnny Alderson 2:27

180 Be My Monster, Baby! King Flamingo 3:47

181 Chocolate Cigarettes Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 4:03

182 Chicken Shack Boogie The Five Scamps 2:47

183 Twist Talk Jack Hammer & Jo Leemans 2:45

184 Makin' Whoopee Joanie Sommers 3:03

185 You're Easy to Dance With Fred Astaire 3:03     from HOLIDAY INN again

186 Rum Tee Diddle Yump Spike Jones 3:29

187 Swallow Dollow Gay Crosse 2:42

188 When You Finish Your Homework… Redd Foxx 3:28

189 Costa Uganda John Bird 3:25

190 Black Market Marlene Dietrich 3:10

191 Lazy Bing Crosby 1:53     from HOLIDAY INN again

192 Bar Room Blues Roy Brown 3:05  the beginning of this song sounds like you've had ice cream

193 Cleaning Windows Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 4:47     cover of the Van Morrison song so popular during our camping trips with Cindy

194 Song of Freedom Bing Crosby 2:08  from the HOLIDAY INN preview radio show

195 (You're So Square) Baby, I Don't Care Jerry Only 1:51  um…amongst the horror songs, Jerry Only covered an Elvis song.  Go fig.

196 Several Shticks Allan Sherman 6:51   a different version of Shticks & Stones live at Hollywood Bowl

197 Manhattan Blossom Dearie 4:19      the best version ever of this song.  Everybody does it too fast.  This is perfection!

198 The Cowboy Mambo Barrence Whitfield & Tom Russell 3:21     I've see YOU do the cowboy mambo . . . After you eat ice cream!

199 Seems Like Long, Long Ago Joanie Sommers 1:34          She's talkin' about when the 1st cerpts tape came out

200 Jumpin' at the Eden Saloon Jack Hammer 3:30   DAT intro ain't English!!!

201 Badge Cream 2:42   this awesome song was co-written with George Harrison

202 UFO: End Title Barry Gray 1:12       TTFN