Tuesday, September 23, 2025

ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME SEVENTY-SEVEN - UNDER THE SMOGBERRY TREES

 


  1. HALLOWEEN 1976 - The Dr. Demento Show
  2. HALLOWEEN 1977 - The Dr. Demento Show
  3. HALLOWEEN 1978 - The Dr. Demento Show
  4. HALLOWEEN 1979 Part One - The Dr. Demento Show

  1. HALLOWEEN 1979 PART TWO - The Dr. Demento Show
  2. THE DR. DEMENTO SHOW (JANUARY 31, 1982)
  3. THE FUNNY 50 OF 1982 - The Dr. Demento Show
  4. THE FUNNY 25 of 1984 - The Dr. Demento Show
  5. OH SHIT! - The Buzzcocks
  6. POSSESSED (LIVE) - Prince
  7. WHY CAN'T I TOUCH IT? - The Buzzcocks


Two diskeys and here's what's on 'em:


The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - october 31, 1976 (6p-10p)

Hallowe'en Spooks - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross
Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers

Dinner With Drac - John Zacherle, The Cool Ghoul
The Headless Horseman - Kay Kyser
The Big Debate - Johnny Kallum
Wonderful Wino - Frank Zappa

Looney Tune - Montezuma's Revenge
Daffy Duck's Rhapsody - Mel Blanc
At The Bull Fight - Amos & Andy

Election Medley:

Who's Gonna Win The Election - Skip Cole & The Fabulous HiSpots
Keep Cool And Keep With Coolidge - from Sing Along With Millard Fillmore
Snoopy For President (complete) - The Royal Guardsmen
Winnie The Pooh For President (complete) - Larry Groce
We'll Take Ike - anonymous
We'll Ride With Nixon - The Pied Pipers
Alvin For President (complete) - David Seville & The Chipmunks
Reefer Man - Cab Calloway
KMET informed voter free political announcement: Patty Lear Corman, candidate for United States Representative in California's 20th congressional district
Specific Hospital sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC
I've Got A Wife - Mark IV
No News, Or What Killed The Dog - Nat M. Wills

Big Bad John - Hudson & Pickett
Seven Old Ladies Locked In A Lavatory - Oscar Brand
The Eighth Wonder Of The World - Larry Storch
Proud Mary, Proud Mary - Spike Jones Jr.

Ms. Pinky - Frank Zappa
Little Rubber Dolly (excerpt) - Light Crust Doughboys
The Crusher - The Novas

200 Candles - Father Guido Sarducci
Rosie Don't Bang On The Piano - Cliff Ferre
Was I Drunk? - Sid Peltyn & His Orchestra
Bald Headed Lena - The Lovin' Spoonful

Little Water Boy - Little Stevie Wonder & Clarence Paul
I Want My Baby Back - Jimmie Cross
With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm - Cyril Smith/Rudy Valley
KMET informed voter free political announcement: Carlos J. Moorhead, candidate for re-election to United States Congress

Pop Hates The Beatles - Allan Sherman
Sky High Market (Part 1) - Hudson & Pickett

Disco Tech - Homemade Theatre
Disco Boy - Frank Zappa
Apprentice Vampire - Hudson & Pickett

Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - Jon Schwartz
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Thurl Ravenscroft
Midnight Stroll - The Revels
Grandpa's Grave - Peter Sellers
Trick Or Treat sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC
Haunted House - Johnny Fuller

A Fruitless Assignment - John Carradine
The Torture Never Stops - Frank Zappa

Moonlight Saving Time - Annette Hanshaw w/ Her Sizzling Syncopators
Blow Away Frankenstein - Damaskas Hollodan
My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

#10 The Vatican Rag (w/ intro) - Tom Lehrer
recycling sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC
#9 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein
#8 He Hit Me - Bedlam AC

#7 Fish License/Eric The Half-a-Bee - Monty Python

#6 Spam (single version) - Monty Python
EXTRA: There's A Wah Wah Girl In Agua Caliente - Ian Whitcomb
#5 Cheese Shop - Monty Python [w/ explanation in the middle by Dr. D regarding word edited out]
taxi sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC
#4 Back Seat Drivers (live in studio from syndicated show #102) - Brad Stanfield

#3 Chocolate Toenails - Sulu & Chris Cathcart
EXTRA: Not Of This Earth - Hans Conried
(I'm In Love With) The Creature From The Black Lagoon (brief accidental excerpt) - Alice Pearce
? (brief accidental excerpt) - ?
EXTRA: Driving In The Lane With Diamonds - Big Daddy
#2 Hot Nuts (early fade) - Johnny Baltimore
Monster Mash sketch (live in studio) - Bedlam AC
#1 Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers


The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - October 30, 1977 (6p-10p)
Exorcist original soundtrack (excerpt)
Please, Mr. Gravedigger - David Bowie
Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - Jon Schwartz & His Band
I Want To Bite Your Hand - Gene Moss
Monkey Bite - Bobby Hunt
Dinner With Drac - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"

They Don't Make Nun Names (Like That No More) - Tommy Sharp & The Sharptones
Pepino, The Italian Mouse - Lou Monte
Mary Lou's Blues - Zilch Fletcher
Hallowe'en Spooks - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross

Bloat On - Cheech & Chong
My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
Looney Tune - Montezuma's Revenge
The Spider And The Fly - Bobby Christian & The Allen Sisters
Cockroach Stomp - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan

I Thought I'd Die (edit) - Al Herman
Grandpa's Grave - Peter Sellers

Crabs Walk Sideways - Wayfarers
My Girlfriend Has Three Legs - Damaskas Hollodan
Jocko Homo - Devo
Anne Boleyn - Stanley Holloway
The Headless Horseman - Kay Kyser w/ The Campus Kids & Freddie Froghammer

Short People - Randy Newman
Six Boys And Seven Girls (excerpt) - Anita Bryant [w/ v/o throughout]
(Lord Knows) I Don't Need Anita - Four Swallows
Laughing Gnome - David Bowie

Marching Off To Bedlam - Napoleon XIV
Heartbeat - Creed Taylor
Sound Trip Through Catacombs (beginning only) - Erik (Phantom Of The Organ)
Grim Grinning Ghosts (fade in) - Thurl Ravenscroft
Goolie Get Together - The Groovy Goolies
The Wobblin' Goblin' - Rosemary Clooney
Ghost Walk - Borrah Minevitch & His Harmonica Rascals
If You're A Viper (brief accidental excerpt) - Fats Waller

Monster Shindig - Super Snooper & Blabber Mouse
Psychopathic Sally From The San Fernando Valley - Chuck Cabot Orchestra
Why Spend The Dark Night With You - Moondog

If You're A Viper - Fats Waller
One Jones Or Another - Jack Block
Trick Or Treat - from Spooky Halloween
Spookie Boogie - Cecil Campbell's Tennessee Ramblers
Midnight Stroll - The Revels

On The 5:15 - American Quartet
Haunted House - Johnny Fuller
Haunted House - Creed Taylor

A Fruitless Assignment - John Carradine
Exorcist original soundtrack (excerpt)
Gary Gilmore's Eyes - The Adverts
#10 Star Warts - Dickie Goodman
#9 The Ballad Of Irving ("schlepping" version) - Frank Gallop [cueing at beginning]

#8 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV [started at 45 rpm instead of 33 1/3 rpm then restarted at correct speed]
#7 Beam Me Up Scotty - Terry McGovern
EXTRA: Mammary Glands - Kristen Lems & The Alabama Rascals

EXTRA: October In Oxnard - David Hungate
Brad Stanfield interview

Waffle Whiffer (live in studio) - Brad Stanfield
Butane Boogie (live in studio) - Brad Stanfield

#6 Gumball Wizard (live in studio) - Brad Stanfield
Back Seat Driver (live in studio) - Brad Stanfield
#5 Medley: Two Cheeseburgers/In And Out - Elephant Boy & His Singing Frog George
#4 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#3 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie
EXTRA: The Great Pretender - Stan Freberg
Sulu interview
#2 Locked In The Closet With You - SuLu
#1 Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers
As Time Goes By (w/ intro) - Dooley Wilson


The Dr. Demento Show #78-37 - October 29, 1978
Special Topic: Happy Halloween
Please Mr. Gravedigger - David Bowie
The Exorcist soundtrack (brief excerpt)
Grandpa's Grave - Peter Sellers
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number) - The Beatles
My Real Name - Steve Martin

Danse Macabre (The Dance Of Death) (excerpt) - composed by Saint-Saens, conducted by Toscanini
With Her Head Tucked Underneath Her Arm (a/k/a Anne Boleyn) - Stanley Holloway
The Headless Horseman - Kay Kyser (vocal by Freddie Froghammer)
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Thurl Ravenscroft

Horror - Devon Marlin Henderson
Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
I'm In The Mood For Love - Steve Martin
Last Night I Had A Dream - Randy Newman

Timothy - The Buoys
The Awful Truth - Carole King
Dinner With Drac - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"

Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green And Purple Pills - Ray Stevens
The Wobblin' Goblin - Rosemary Clooney
Looney Tune - Montezuma's Revenge

Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - Jon Schwartz & His Band
I Want To Bite Your Hand - Gene Moss
Don't Touch Me There - The Tubes

#5 My Old Flame - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
#4 The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati (missing spoken outro) - Possum
#3 Sweet Transvestite - Frank N Furter (Tim Curry)

EXTRA: The Man With The Weird Beard - Arthur Godfrey
#2 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
EXTRA: Shrivel-Up - Devo

#1 Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers


The Dr. Demento Show #79-43 - October 28, 1979
Special Topic: Halloween edition; a very special fun little chat with Eric Idle of Monty Python fame and also the Rutles
Looney Tune - Montezuma's Revenge
Dracula - Bela Lugosi
You Always Play The Songs We Love (brief parody sung by caller) - Gordon Zaft (?) from Tucson, AZ
Psycho - Jack Kittel

Haunted House - Gene Simmons
Hallowe'en Spooks - Lambert, Hendricks & Ross
Headless Horseman - Bing Crosby

A Tale Of The Ticker - Frank Crumit
Surfin' For Peace - Tom Sharp
Mr. Ghost Goes To Town - Five Jones Boys

Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
Kinko, The Kid-Loving Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
The Skeleton In The Closet - Louis Armstrong
Horror - Devon Marlin Henderson
Human Fly - Cramps

Eric Idle interview, part 1

Where Will The Dimple Be - Alma Cogan
Mr. Sheene - Dirk & Stig
Eric Idle interview, continued

All Shook Up - Elvis Presley
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life - Monty Python
#5 Please Mr. Gravedigger - David Bowie
EXTRA: I Hear Voices - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
#4 Dinner With Drac (Part 1) (w/ intro) - John Zacherle "The Cool Ghoul"
#3 My Bologna - Alfred Yankovic

EXTRA: The Fang - Nervous Norvus
Pencil Neck Geek (sung by callers) - Tim(?) O'Connor & friends from Victoria
#2 Pencil Neck Geek (w/ epilogue) - Fred Blassie
EXTRA: On The Good Ship Lollipop - The Roto Rooter Good Time Christmas Band

#1 Monster Mash - Bobby (Boris) Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers


The Dr. Demento Show #82-5 - January 31, 1982
Rubber Biscuit (Best Of version w/ intro) - Blues Brothers
Physical - SuLu
Goodness Gracious Me - Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren
The Eighth Wonder Of The World - Larry Storch

The Birds And The Bees - Rowan & Martin
I'm Hip - Dave Frishberg
Clone Bros. #1 - The Clone Brothers
Picnic Time For Potatoheads - Stephen W. Terrell

Moral Majority Top 40 - Deloy Parks
Elderly Man River - Stan Freberg
So Bored - Jane Bond & The Undercovermen
Monotonous - Eartha Kitt

Barnacle Bill The Sailor - Hoagy Carmichael
Big Bad Diver Don - Barefoot Man

Rubber Duckie - Ernie
My Ding-A-Ling - Chuck Berry
Acupuncture - Cheech & Chong
The Masochism Tango - Jonathan Adams (Tomfoolery Original London Cast)

Delicious! - Jim Backus & Friend
Peter's Donuts - Bob & Doug McKenzie
Who Committed Mutiny? - Fred Warren
I'm A Little Busybody - Jerry Lewis

#5 Punk Polka - The Toons
#4 Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out - Shel Silverstein

#3 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
#2 Take Off - Bob & Doug McKenzie
EXTRA: I Like Chinese - Monty Python

#1 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band


The Dr. Demento Show (live on KMET) - January 31, 1982 (6p-10p)
Little Honda - The Hondells
Reaganomics - Rich Little
Big Bucks - Swing
Gimme That Old Unemployment (w/ intro) - Steve Karmen
Hallelujah I'm A Bum - Haywire Mac

The Lincoln Room - Rich Little
I Believe - Not The Nine O'Clock News
Ronnie Talk To Russia - Prince
So Long Mom (A Song For World War III) - Tom Lehrer

Ikey And Mikey - Benny Bell

Goblin Girl - Frank Zappa
Get Me To The Church On Time - Stanley Holloway
The Lion And Albert - Stanley Holloway
A Little Bit Of Cucumber/I'm Henery The Eighth, I Am!/It'll Be All The Same - Stanley Holloway

Hamburger - Jimmie & The Suspects
Washington Portrait - Rich Little
Bedtime Story - Vaughn Meader
My Daddy Is President - Little Jo
Eloise - Kay Thompson

I Could Love A Million Girls - Ragtime soundtrack
I Got It From Agnes - Tomfoolery original cast
Marijuana Munchies - Troy Walker
Snoot Full Of Snow - Allen & Grier

Earthquake Song - Little Girls
Zilch - The Monkees
The Unreleased She Loves You (Inspired By Dr Strangelove) - Peter Sellers
Chinese Mule Train - Spike Jones & His City Slickers
I Like Chinese - Monty Python

We Are Dead - Dale Gonyea
My Love Is Biodegradable - Jon Batson
I Love Trash - Oscar
Smut (w/ partial intro) - Tom Lehrer

Party In My Pants (Special Long-Version, Party Mix) - Barnes & Barnes
The Beerhunter - Bob & Doug McKenzie
I Like Beer - Tom T. Hall
99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall (live in studio) - Dr. Demento w/ "Weird Al" Yankovic & Bermuda Schwartz
96 Beers - JJ & The WRIF Morning Crew w/ Dick The Bruiser
Lager - Not The Nine O'Clock News
Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
My Bonnie Lass She Smelleth (from "The Triumphs Of Thusnelda" S. 1601) - Amateur Musica Antiqua of Hoople (P.D.Q. Bach w/ Professor Peter Schickele)
Bugs - Rich Little
Shall We Walk Or Take A Dog - Freddy The Flea

My Baby's Got Rabies - Piggies
Beach Boys Drug Medley - Glenn Super

High School Gym - Barnes & Barnes
What Do We Do In The Army? - Michael Medwin, Bernard Bresslaw, Alfie Bass, Leslie Fyson
It Makes A Fellow Proud To Be A Soldier (live) - Tom Lehrer
Nice - Ronald Vomit
Hopelessly Heterosexual - Peter Alsop
Magic Moments (brief in-studio performance) - Dr. Demento

Dolli Parten's Tits (censored) - Maclean & Maclean
Bounce Your Boobies - Rusty Warren
Everyone Says I Love You - Marx Bros.
Then He Bit Me - Ian Whitcomb
Fruit Flyra - Gary Craig

Ode To Billy Joel - Slap Happy
Mr. Bill - Rich Little
I Hate - Roy English
I Hate Cats - Harry Waller
My Girl's Pussy - R. Crumb & Cheap Suit Serenaders
Mrs. Pettibone - Dwight Fiske
Kinky Sex - Bedlam

Musical Mike's Jazz Corner: Route 90 - Clarence "Bonton" Garlow
#10 Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) - Allan Sherman
#9 Time I Gotta Physical (Exam) - SuLu
#8 Little Blue Riding Hood - Stan Freberg

#7 Commercials On 45 - Stevens & Grdnic
#6 I Like (edit) - Heathen Dan
#5 Let's Make A New Dope Deal - Cheech & Chong
#4 It's Still Billy Joel To Me - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#3 Pac-Man - "Weird Al" Yankovic
EXTRA: Sex Toy - Phil & The Blanks
#2 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong
#1 Take Off (w/o outro) - Bob & Doug McKenzie 


The Dr. Demento Show #84-53 - December 30, 1984
Special Topic: It's Funny 25 time!
#25 Rappin' Rodney (single edit) - Rodney Dangerfield
#24 Harry's Jockstrap - Dickie Goodman
#23 Boys Just Want To Have Sex (Single Version) - Exude
#22 Yoda - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#21 Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer (original version) - Elmo & Patsy
#20 Ice Box Man - George Carlin [not played due to time constraints]
#19 I Lost On Jeopardy - "Weird Al" Yankovic

#18 Wet Dream - Kip Addotta
#17 Earache My Eye Featuring Alice Bowie - Cheech & Chong

#16 Shaving Cream (live vocal) - Dr. Demento
#15 King of Suede - "Weird Al" Yankovic
#14 Rock And Roll Doctor - Travesty, Ltd.

#13 They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! (Demented Mix) - Napoleon XIV
#12 Boogie In Your Butt - Eddie Murphy
#11 Existential Blues - Tom "T-Bone" Stankus

#10 Rap Master Ronnie - Reathel Bean & The Doonesbury Break Crew
#9 The Curly Shuffle - Jump 'N The Saddle
#8 Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie

#7 Marvin I Love You - Marvin The Paranoid Android
#6 Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun - Julie Brown

#5 Dead Puppies - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band
#4 Fish Heads - Barnes & Barnes
#3 99 Dead Baboons - Tim Cavanagh
#2 Kinko The Clown - Ogden Edsl Wahalia Blues Ensemble Mondo Bizzario Band [not played due to time constraints]

#1 Eat It - "Weird Al" Yankovic


ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME SEVENTY-SIX - RADIO PRUNE

 

  1. CANTERBURY TALES - I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
  2. MALL OPEN - Mall of 1974 Muzak
  3. MURDER ON THE 3.17 TO CLEETHORPES - I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
  4. TRAFFIC WARDENS IN OUTER SPACE - Round the Horne
  5. I LOVE L.A. - Randy Newman
  6. THE DREADED BATTER PUDDING HURLER - The Goon Show
  7. ISLAND OF DEATH - Tales From the Crypt
  8. ALL HALLOWS - BBC Radio Ghost Stories of Walter de la Mare
  9. ORANGE BEATS - Nickelodeon Music and Sound Library
  10. SONG OF THE SOUTH - I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
  11. BIG BEN IS MISSING - Round the Horne
  12. THE WHITE BOX OF GREAT BARDFIELD - The Goon Show
  13. OKLAHOMA - I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
  14. MAD LAB - Nickelodeon Music and Sounds Library
  15. THIS TRICK'LL KILL YOU - Tales From the Crypt
  16. BACK IN THE SADDLE - Aerosmith
  17. BIG BEN IS STILL MISSING - Round the Horne
  18. TURKEY TV - Nickelodeon Music and Sound Library
  19. THE MUMMIFIED PRIEST - The Goon Show
  20. ZOMBIE! - Tales From the Crypt
  21. THE CURSE OF THE BLACKSTUMPS - Round the Horne
  22. MEATBALLS ARE MURDER - BBC Radio Fresh Blood
  23. FARE TONIGHT, WITH INCREASING CLOTTINESS - Tales From the Crypt
  24. SALE OF THE SEVENTIES - Mall of 1974 Muzak
  25. I LOVE A MYSTERY - Margaret Whiting
  26. JUNGLE CHA-CHA-CHA - Nickelodeon Music and Sound Library
  27. UNITED SACRED HARP MUSICAL ASSOCIATION - Alan Lomax Archive
  28. CHANGES - Charles Bradley
  29. FUCK ALL THE PERFECT PEOPLE - Chip Taylor
  30. OOPS - Margaret Whiting
  31. THESE DREAMS - Heart
  32. EYES WITHOUT A FACE - Billy Idol
  33. EPITAPH - King Crimson
  34. COOL CAT - Queen & David Bowie
  35. FOOD COURT CALLING - Mall of 1974 Muzak
  36. BURNT TOAST AND BLACK COFFEE - Mike Pedecin
  37. PIPELINE - The Chantays
  38. OCARINA OF TIME SUITE - Kosuke Yamashita
  39. NEW YORK'S A LONELY TOWN - The Trade Winds
  40. THE ISLE OF SKYE - Margaret Whiting
  41. JETSTREAM (FROM 'JET STORM') - Marty Wilde
  42. WHEN DOVES CRY (LIVE) - Prince
  43. IT'S MONEY THAT I LOVE - Randy Newman
  44. WESTERN SWING - Nickelodeon Music and Sound Library
  45. FEELINS - Conway Twitty & Loretta Lynn
  46. GOD'S GONNA GETCHA FOR THAT - George Jones & Tammy Wynette
  47. I LIKE BEER - Tom T. Hall
  48. LISTEN TO A COUNTRY SONG - Lynn Anderson
  49. LONE STAR BEER AND BOB WILLS MUSIC - Red Steagall
  50. TRYIN' TO BEAT THE MORNING HOME - T.G. Sheppard
  51. THE JAMESTOWN FERRY - Tanya Tucker
  52. THE POWER OF POSITIVE DRINKING - Mickey Gilley
  53. BEER RUN - George Jones & Garth Brooks
  54. PARKING LOT LOST - Mall of 1974 Muzak
  55. NEW SONG (NEW VERSION) - Howard Jones
  56. CAVE OF THE BLUE POPSICLE - Nickelodeon Music and Sound Library
  57. LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM - Randy Newman
  58. SEATON'S AUNT - BBC Radio Ghost Stories of Walter de la Mare
  59. TWELVE PAST MIDNIGHT - Margaret Whiting
  60. THE SAND AND THE SEA - Nat King Cole
  61. DA DOO RON RON - The Crystals
  62. RINKY TINKY RHYTHM - Anita and Th' So & So's
  63. EPIC - Faith No More
  64. ALL RIGHT NOW - Free
  65. PARANOID - Black Sabbath
  66. BLACK VELVET - Alannah Myles
  67. RAG DOLL - Aerosmith
  68. TWIST IN MY SOBRIETY - Tanita Tikaram
  69. BURNIN' FOR YOU - Blue Oyster Cult
  70. PLANET EARTH - Duran Duran
  71. DON'T PAY THE FERRYMAN - Chris de Burgh
  72. I'D LOVE YOU TO WANT ME - Lobo
  73. BAD NEWS FROM HOME - Randy Newman
  74. FOOLIN' - Def Leppard
  75. WHAT IS LOVE (KARAOKE VERSION) - Howard Jones
  76. MAMA SAID - The Shirelles
  77. MALL CLOSED - Mall of 1974 Muzak

ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME SEVENTY-FIVE - SKY GHOSTS

 

  1. THE JOHN PEEL SHOW (10/3/79) - John Peel
  2. PIZZA PIE SONG - Disney
  3. YOUR LIBRARY - Ludwig Von Drake
  4. SUN, SEA AND PIRACY - Bow Wow Wow
  5. SADDLED THE COW (AND MILKED THE HORSE) - Roscoe Gordon
  6. I'D RATHER DRINK MUDDY WATER - Grant Jones
  7. I GOT LOADED - Peppermint Harris
  8. THE SAFETY DANCE - Men Without Hats
  9. CANDIED YAMS - B. Brown 
  10. DOGTOWN - Harry Chapin
  11. MARY JANE'S LAST DANCE - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
  12. MY HALLOWEEN - Ghoultown
  13. I, THE WITCHFINDER - Electric Wizard
  14. KING KONG - Bow Wow Wow
  15. FREAKS COME OUT AT NIGHT - Whodini
  16. POP GOES THE WORLD - Men Without Hats
  17. THIS OLE HOUSE - Billie Anthony
  18. RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD - Ghoultown
  19. FLY ME TO THE MOON (IN OTHER WORDS) - Dinah Washington
  20. GLORIA - The Cadillacs
  21. SING LITTLE BIRDIE - Pearl Carr
  22. WAVING MY DICK IN THE WIND - Ween
  23. THREE WAY LOVE AFFAIR - Elton John
  24. THE SAFETY DANCE (EXTENDED VERSION) - Men Without Hats
  25. KEEPING HIS PROMISE - Algernon Blackwood
  26. THE LAND OF GREEN GINGER - Algernon Blackwood
  27. THE TRANSFER - Algernon Blackwood
  28. THE MAN WHO LIVED BACKWARDS - Algernon Blackwood
  29. THE KIT BAG - Algernon Blackwood
  30. THE WILLOWS - Algernon Blackwood
  31. THE EMPTY HOUSE - Algernon Blackwood
  32. ANCIENT SORCERIES - Algernon Blackwood
  33. SMITH: AN EPISODE IN A LODGING HOUSE - Algernon Blackwood
  34. THE GLAMOUR OF THE SNOW - Algernon Blackwood
  35. I WANT MY BABY ON MARS - Bow Wow Wow
  36. CEMETRY GATES - The Smiths
  37. MISTRESS OF THE DARK - Ghoultown
  38. ELVIRA'S THEME - Elvira
  39. FULL MOON - Elvira
  40. 3D TV - Elvira
  41. MONSTA' RAP - Elvira
  42. ZOMBIE STOMP - Elvira
  43. (HERE COMES THE BRIDE) THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN - Elvira & Fred Schneider
  44. HAUNTED HOUSE - Elvira
  45. HERE I AM - Elvira
  46. LE MUSIC HALL - Elvira
  47. ZOMBIE KILLER - Elvira
  48. TRICK OR TREAT - Elvira
  49. THE BOY WHO CRIED WOOF - Fresh Blood (BBC Radio)
  50. DRINK WITH THE LIVING DEAD - Ghoultown
  51. LONESOME, ON'RY AND MEAN - Waylon Jennings
  52. I WANT CANDY - Bow Wow Wow
  53. PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ - Ella Fitzgerald
  54. TONIGHT, TONIGHT - Smashing Pumpkins
  55. THERE'S A TEAR IN MY BEER - Hank Williams Jr.
  56. BY THE LIGHT OF THE MOON - Fresh Blood (BBC Radio)
  57. A COCK-EYED OPTIMIST - Margaret Whiting
  58. SEVEN DAYS A WEEK (FROM 'SCOOBY-DOO, WHERE ARE YOU?') - Austin Roberts
  59. RECIPE FOR MY LOVE (FROM 'SCOOBY-DOO') - Austin Roberts
  60. SCOOBY'S MYSTERY MIX - Craig DeGraff

ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME SEVENTY-FOUR - AIN'T NO HATE LIKE CHRISTIAN LOVE

 

  1. THE WAY - Fastball
  2. MAGIC CARPET RIDE - Steppenwolf
  3. JOYRIDE - Roxette
  4. DANCING IN THE STREET - The Carpenters
  5. EVERLASTING LOVE - U2
  6. THE BIG BRIGHT GREEN PLEASURE MACHINE - Simon & Garfunkel
  7. TRIPLE MANTRA - Nirinjan Kaur
  8. THE LAST LEAF ON THE APPLE TREE - Anthony Quinn
  9. MACDOUGAL STREET SPECIAL - Elmer Bernstein
  10. (AH THE APPLE TREE) WHEN THE WORLD WAS YOUNG - Peggy Lee
  11. SIX TITS IN A ROW (FROM 'CHORUS CALL') - Eileen Faison
  12. HOOKED ON CLASSICS PARTS 1 & 2 - Louis Clark
  13. LOTS OF STUFF - Bert & Ernie
  14. THE LISTENING GAME - Bert & Ernie
  15. GIRLFRIEND IN A COMA - The Smiths
  16. MILK AND TOAST AND HONEY - Roxette
  17. JUST THREE COLORS - Big Bird & Oscar the Grouch
  18. TSOP (THE SOUND OF PHILADELPHIA) - MFSB feat. The Three Degrees
  19. CHANGES - Black Sabbath
  20. SEVEN WONDERS - Fleetwood Mac
  21. GOOFUS - The Carpenters
  22. IMAGINATION - Ernie & Everybody
  23. I'LL NEVER FALL IN LOVE AGAIN - Dionne Warwick
  24. AMERICA - Simon & Garfunkel
  25. AMERICAN TUNE - Paul Simon
  26. WEREWOLVES OF LONDON (LIVE) - Warren Zevon
  27. DOGGONE COWBOY - Marty Robbins
  28. IRONSIDE (EXCERPT) - Quincy Jones
  29. DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD - Santa Esmeralda
  30. THAT'S WHY GOD MADE MOVIES - Paul Simon
  31. SIMPLE SONG - Oscar & Big Bird
  32. LET ME BE THE ONE - The Carpenters
  33. I WILL FOLLOW - U2
  34. LONESOME LOSER  - The Little River Band
  35. RENEGADE - Styx
  36. CRIMINAL - Fiona Apple
  37. 1979 - Smashing Pumpkins
  38. TONIGHT - Ozzy Osbourne
  39. MAGIC COOKIE - The Cookie Monster
  40. ALLERGIES - Paul Simon
  41. WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER - The Police
  42. IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME - Cher
  43. GROVER TAKES A WALK - Grover
  44. CHEEKS IN A WEIRD PART OF SPACE - Chris Schrider
  45. ERUPTION - Van Halen
  46. THE TROOPER - Iron Maiden
  47. AFVN RADIO PROMO - Grand Funk Railroad
  48. MISSISSIPPI QUEEN - Mountain
  49. HIGHWAY STAR - Deep Purple
  50. STRANGLEHOLD - Ted Nugent
  51. THE HANGING TREE - Uriah Heep
  52. NIGHTHAWK (VAMPIRE BLUES) - Whitesnake
  53. DARK LADY - The Scorpions
  54. WITCHDOCTOR WOMAN - Nazareth
  55. WITCH WOLF - Styx
  56. WITCH BURNING - Salem Mass
  57. OUT OF URANUS - Killing Floor
  58. SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE - Aerosmith
  59. GUTTER CAT VS. THE JETS - Alice Cooper
  60. MIJO AND THE LAYING OF THE WITCH - Steel Mill
  61. KING KONG - Odin
  62. MOONLIGHT SPELL - Heavy Load
  63. SEAWINDS - Accept
  64. THE FOG - Supernaut
  65. I'M YOUR CAPTAIN/CLOSER TO HOME - Grand Funk Railroad
  66. MY HEROES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN COWBOYS - Willie Nelson
  67. GIN AND JUICE - Snoop Dogg
  68. LITTLE ARROWS - Leapy Lee
  69. TURN DOWN DAY - The Cyrkle
  70. THE DRAWING SONG - Bert & Ernie
  71. PUT IT AWAY - Bert & Ernie
  72. SYNCHRONICITY II - The Police
  73. C'MON N' RIDE IT - Quad City DJ's
  74. BITTER SWEET SYMPHONY - The Verve
  75. NO RAIN - Blind Melon
  76. SANTERIA - Sublime
  77. HERE COMES THE HOTSTEPPER - Ini Kamoze
  78. I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU - Londonbeat
  79. BABY ONE MORE TIME - Britney Spears
  80. ORDINARY WORLD - Duran Duran
  81. GENIE IN A BOTTLE - Christina Aguilera
  82. HOLD ON LOOSELY - .38 Special
  83. ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY - Great White
  84. YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING - Judas Priest
  85. BERNADETTE - The Four Tops
  86. GOT TO BE THERE - Michael Jackson
  87. THE RUBBERBAND MAN - The Spinners
  88. HOOKED ON CLASSICS PART 3 - Louis Clark
  89. MUSCLEBOUND - Spandau Ballet
  90. SHE BOP - Cyndi Lauper
  91. BARBIE GIRL - Aqua
  92. MACARTHUR PARK SUITE - Donna Summer
  93. FOOL (IF YOU THINK IT'S OVER) - Chris Rea
  94. OLD FRIENDS - Simon & Garfunkel
  95. BOOKENDS - Simon & Garfunkel

ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME SEVENTY-THREE - AWWWWW MINE

 


  1. THE GPO SHOW - Spike Milligan
  2. SOG POUND HOP - Ren & Stimpy
  3. THE BE BOP MOUSE - The Cellos
  4. MODERN SCIENCE - The Playmates
  5. PHILADELPHIA FILLIES - Del Reeves
  6. WHO'S A GOOFY BUNNY? - Adam & the Ants
  7. SWING THE MOOD - Jive Bunny & the Mastermixers
  8. THE LITTLE BROWN BUNNY - Norman Leyden (What?!? Him Again?!?!?)
  9. YUMEJI'S THEME (FROM 'IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE') - Shigeru Umebayashi
  10. RUNNING BACK TO YOU - Bright Light Bright Light feat. Elton John
  11. FOR THE YOUNG SOPHISTICATE - Frank Zappa
  12. SPOCK (FROM 'STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN') - James Horner
  13. HUGGIN' AND CHALKIN' - Hoagy Carmichael
  14. RANG TANG DING DONG (THE JAPANESE SANDMAN) - The Cellos
  15. FOUL OWL - Boomer & Travis
  16. FOREVER COUNTRY - Artists of Then & Now
  17. GREEN ONIONS - Booker T. & the MG's
  18. LOVE REIGN O'ER ME - The Who
  19. PARTY HARD - Andrew W.K.
  20. SENSES WORKING OVERTIME - XTC
  21. LOVE'S THEME - Love Unlimited Orchestra
  22. OXYGENE (PART IV) - Jean-Michel Jarre
  23. THEME FROM PETER GUNN - Bobby Hackett
  24. HAZY SHADE OF WINTER - The Bangles
  25. GIRL, YOU'LL BE A WOMAN SOON - Urge Overkill
  26. I WILL SURVIVE - Cake
  27. NOT FADE AWAY - The Rolling Stones
  28. A CHANGE IS GONNA COME - Sam Cooke
  29. CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE - Elvis Presley
  30. ONLY THE LONELY (KNOW HOW I FEEL) - Roy Orbison
  31. IT'S LIKE THAT - RUN-D.M.C.
  32. THE DAY BEFORE YOU CAME - ABBA
  33. GOD ONLY KNOWS - The Langley School Project
  34. JULIE'S BEEN WORKING FOR THE DRUG SQUAD - The Clash
  35. A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION - Elvis Vs. JXL
  36. LYIN' EYES - The Eagles
  37. JANE - Jefferson Starship
  38. LIGHTS - Journey
  39. SQUEEZE BOX - The Who
  40. ROCK AND ROLL MUSIC - The Beatles
  41. REFUGEE - Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
  42. MOVIN' OUT (ANTHONY'S SONG) - Billy Joel
  43. ROCK THE CASBAH - The Clash
  44. SMOKE ON THE WATER - Deep Purple
  45. SOUTHERN CROSS - Crosby, Stills & Nash
  46. POINT OF NO RETURN - Kansas
  47. NIGHT MOVES - Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
  48. BUNGLE IN THE JUNGLE - Jethro Tull
  49. WHAT IT TAKES - Aerosmith
  50. GIMME SOME LOVIN' - The Spencer Davis Group
  51. BARGAIN - The Who
  52. JUKE BOX HERO - Foreigner
  53. HUSH - Deep Purple
  54. GIMME ALL YOUR LOVIN' - ZZ Top
  55. SPILL THE WINE - Eric Burdon & War
  56. RAMBLIN' MAN - The Allman Brothers Band
  57. EVERY LITTLE THING SHE DOES IS MAGIC - The Police
  58. I HATE MYSELF FOR LOVING YOU - Joan Jett & the Blackhearts
  59. YOU'RE ALL I'VE GOT TONIGHT - The Cars
  60. THE BREAK UP SONG - The Greg Kihn Band
  61. PINK HOUSES - John Mellencamp
  62. WE'RE AN AMERICAN BAND - Grand Funk Railroad
  63. LOVE IS ALIVE - Gary Wright
  64. ALLENTOWN - Billy Joel
  65. JUST A SONG BEFORE I GO - Crosby, Stills & Nash
  66. THE LOAD OUT/STAY - Jackson Browne
  67. LIDO SHUFFLE - Boz Scaggs
  68. LONG DISTANCE RUNAROUND - Yes
  69. SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO? - The Clash
  70. FREE RIDE - The Edgar Winter Group
  71. IT DON'T COME EASY - Ringo Starr
  72. READY FOR LOVE - Bad Company
  73. HOLLYWOOD NIGHTS - Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band
  74. THE FIRST COLD SNAP - The Great Gildersleeve
  75. PASTIME WITH GOOD COMPANIE - The King's Singers
  76. I DREAM - Little Esther Phillips
  77. THE FINE PRINTING ON THE LABEL OF A NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER - Adrian Louis
  78. BAD MAN'S BLUNDER - The Kingston Trio
  79. ARTHUR CURRY - Ookla the Mok
  80. LONG, LONG WAY FROM HOME - Foreigner
  81. SMELLS LIKE CARTOON PLANET - Space Ghost, Zorak & Brak
  82. EVERYBODY LOVES TO CHA-CHA-CHA - Sam Cooke
  83. (WHEN YOU SEE) THOSE FLYING SAUCERS - The Buchanan Brothers
  84. EMILY - Elton John
  85. A ROUGH GUIDE TO THE ROYAL SUCCESSION - The King's Singers
  86. CAPTAIN MIDNIGHT PROMO AD
  87. THE CLOSER I GET TO YOU - Roberta Flack & Donny Hathaway
  88. DEATH AND DYING - George Carlin
  89. ALFRED E. NEUMANN PRODUCTION - The Mad Daddy
  90. RECORD ACID TEST - The Mad Daddy
  91. HE'S A DRAG - The Dahlmanns
  92. PEOPLE WHO DIED - The Jim Carroll Band
  93. MAKIN' OUT - Mad Magazine's Usual Gang of Idiots
  94. TIME STAND STILL - Rush feat. Aimee Mann
  95. SOMETHING'S GOIN' ON IN MY ROOM - Daddy Cleanhead
  96. CAN'T HAPPEN HERE - Rainbow
  97. BRAK COUNTERBRAK - Brak
  98. 19-2000 (SOULCHILD REMIX) - Gorillaz
  99. I'D WAIT A MILLION YEARS - The Grass Roots
  100. BUYING A BED - Monty Python's Flying Circus
  101. THE WITCH (LIVE) - Heart
  102. EARACHE MY EYE (feat. Alice Bowie) - Cheech & Chong
  103. I NEED YOUR HELP BARRY MANILOW - Ray Stevens
  104. NEW YEAR'S EVE - Richard Pryor
  105. BASEBALL SCORES - The Mad Daddy
  106. THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED - Paper Lace
  107. APPROVE OF THE GROOVE - The Mad Daddy
  108. AIN'T TALKIN' 'BOUT LOVE - Van Halen
  109. THANKSGIVING THEME - The Vince Guaraldi Trio
  110. SCAT SANDWICH - Space Ghost, Brak & Zorak
  111. WEATHER - The Mad Daddy
  112. THE WALLS ARE TOO THIN - Dusty Springfield
  113. SHAKY TOWN - Jackson Browne
  114. PUBLICITY - Arch Hall Jr.
  115. MONKEY IN MY HATBAND - Arch Hall Jr. 
  116. BOSSA NOVA BABY (VIVA ELVIS) - Elvis Presley
  117. TALK TALK - Talk Talk
  118. TRUE FAITH - New Order
  119. HOLD ME, THRILL ME, KISS ME - Mel Carter
  120. WALTZING MATILDA - The Beatles
  121. BAD TO ME - The Beatles
  122. STUDIO CHATTER - The Beatles
  123. TAMMY - The Beatles
  124. OVER THE RAINBOW - The Beatles
  125. THOSE MAGIC CHANGES - Sha-Na-Na
  126. IT'S TRICKY - RUN-D.M.C.
  127. BOOM - Charlie & His Orchestra
  128. AIR RAID SIRENS (8/24/40) - Edward R. Murrow
  129. JOHNNY COME HOME - Fine Young Cannibals
  130. INTERESTING PEOPLE - Monty Python's Flying Circus
  131. WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE - Van Halen
  132. NO MORE TEARS - Ozzy Osbourne
  133. OUTRO - Lucia Pamela
  134. SIGNING OFF - Ella Fitzgerald


It was 1986.  Cheeks and I were driving to work at the Cinnaminson Rustler after the bastids closed our Marlton Rustler.  And on the way there, we were behind a sports car with a (very likely) blonde woman driving it and her license plate said "AWWWWW MINE"!!!  Blew our fuggin minds, mang!