ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOLUME NINETY-SEVEN - LAVENDER BAGS

1.  Waterloo - Stonewall Jackson

2.  The Lustful Sex Life of a Perverted Housewife - Porn Soundtrack

3.  Lonely Street - Andy Williams

4.  Love From A Stranger - Beyond Our Ken

5.  Election Day 2016  -  Novelty Records Radio Show

6.  Caterpillar Crawl - The Strangers

7.  Mr. Blue - The Fleetwoods

8.  Who Are You & Why Should I Care? - Ralph Furley's Musical Caravan

9.  On an Evening in Roma - Dean Martin

10.  Sal's Got A Sugar Lip - Johnny Horton

11.  Teen Beat - Sandy Nelson

12.  House of Wax - Beyond Our Ken

13.  Suzie Baby - Bobby Vee & The Shadows

14.  The Shape I'm In - Johnny Restivo

15.  Sex - Robin Hawdon & Kenneth Williams

16.  Poco, Loco - Gene & Eunice

17.  How To Be Good - Just A Minute  (3/11/69)

18.  You Better Know It - Jackie Wilson

19.  Hot Dogs - Just A Minute  (12/15/69)

20.  Evils of the Weed - Kenneth Williams

21.  Witches Hat - Incredible String Band

22.  A Very Pleasant Noon Hour    -  Vic and Sade (1/22/41)

Novelty Records Radio Show contains:  

Hour 1:

1: #Selfie - The Chainsmokers

2: Queen Of Pop - The Gonnabees

3: The Big Republican Tent - Roy Zimmerman

4: We Drank A Toast To Underpants - Robert Lund

5: General Hospi-tale - Afternoon Delights

6: The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny - Lemon Demon

7: The Ultimate Showdown of Musical Comedy - Nuclear Bubble Wrap

8: The Secret Origins Of The Robot Holiday - Mikey Mason

9: Ol' Keith Richards - Paul and Storm

10: Leia (And Other Assorted Star Wars Parodies) - Power Salad

11: Me And You And A Dog Snafu - Project Sisyphus

12: Winchester Cathedral - New Vaudeville Band

13: I Love Onions - Susan Christie

14: Dang Me - Roger Miller

15: I'm A Nut - Leroy Pullins

16: Surfin' Bird - The Trashmen

Hour 2:

1: I'm Gonna Vote Republican - Yogi Yorgesson

2: Abe Snake For President - Stan Freberg

3: Elvis Presley For President - Lou Monte

4: Alvin For President - David Seville

5: Ringo For President - The Young World Singers

6: Snoopy For President - The Royal Guardsmen

7: Miss Piggy For President - The Cincinnati Dancing Pigs

8: Winnie The Pooh For President - Larry Groce

9: ALF For President - Samuel Stokes

10: God Bless Archie Bunker (Archie Bunker For President) - Kirby Stone and The Ethnic Family

11: Austin Idol For President - The Idolators feat. Darryl Rhoades

12: "Weird Al" Yankovic For President - Sneaky Pete

13: Jordan For President - Louis Jordan

14: John Lennon For President - David Peel And The Super Apple B

15: Zacherley For President - John Zacherle

16: I'm Gonna Vote For A Democrat - Yogi Yorgesson

17: The One That Doesn't Suck So Bad (That's Who I'm Voting For) - Barry Mitchell

18: Stuck Here With Hillary - Andy Simmons

19: When Trump Was A Lad - Michael Stein

Hour 3:

1: "A Candidate With The Candidates" election interview (1992) - Whimsical Will

2: Stick Magnetic Ribbons On Your SUV - Asylum Street Spankers

3: Pencil Neck Geek - Fred Blassie

4: Stranded In The Jungle - The Cadets

5: Life In The Slaw Lane - Kip Addotta

6: Convoy - C.W. McCall

7: Froggy's Lament - Buckner and Garcia

8: Beep Alonia - Glenn Mooney

9: Timothy - The Buoys

10: Shriners Convention -Ray Stevens

11: My Make-Up Mirror - Maryellen Hooper

12: Livin' With Fast Food - Joe J. Thomas

13: They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haa! - Napoleon XIV

14: The Martian Hop - The Ran-Dells