1 Once Upon A Time. . . Toby Fox 1:31 Yep, a video game soundtrack for UNDERTALE
2 Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me Dolly Parton & Elton John 5:42
3 If I Knew You Were Coming I'd Have Baked A Cake Eileen Barton 2:37
4 It's Showtime! Toby Fox 0:48
5 Pals Forever The Melody Three with Frank Luther 2:38 Awwww, who's DAT about??? A Song from 1929
6 Indian Summer Sky U2 4:19 "To flicker and to fade…" from the last page of the last ever Rustler Newsletter, yo.
7 The Dead Heart Midnight Oil 5:10 for once I didn't put "BULLROARER" on a cerpts CD
8 I Feel Love (Benji's Theme) Charlie Rich 3:28 That's right. I found the Benji soundtrack on CD. Previously I only hadded dat on the original vinyl.
9 Dogsong Toby Fox 0:39 Benji requested this one. Or, I should say "Higgins" since that was the dog's name who played Benji.
10 Cabbage The Smothers Brothers 10:24 I finally found that Smothers Bros CD so I could REALLY fulfill the hell out of your request a while ago.
11 Running Bear George Jones 2:29 Let the songs "from the old vault of country musics long forgotten greats" now commence!
12 Rocket Man (Session Demo) Elton John 5:08 recording session nonsense from Reg
13 Where, Oh Werewolf Mystery Science Theater 3000 1:41 an oldie but a goodie for Cheekies' fave monster
14 What Has Rock and Roll Ever Done For Me Dolly Parton & Stevie Nicks 5:01
15 Sound Off! Vaughn Monroe 2:46 One of the OG Westfield Ave. 45's I listened to at my grandparent's house on my Mom's old record player
16 Banana Boat Song Stan Freberg 3:28
17 Restaurant Scene Pigmeat Markham 4:24 The first in my attempt to make you leap to turn down the volume in your car if your windows are open!
18 Prokofiev: Alexander Nevsky Yuri Temirkanov & the St. Petersburg Orchestra 1:29 from the movie soundtrack of Sergei Eisenstein's ALEXANDER NEVSKY. A great movie.
19 I Dreamed About Elvis Dolly Parton, Ronnie McDowell & the Jordanaires 3:38 Jesus! Are the Jordanaires still kicking?!?!?!!!
20 Heartbreak Hotel George Jones 2:10 OK so this must be the Elvis block of the Cerpts CD
21 Viva Las Vegas ZZ Top 4:48 Yep. It definitely is. Oh, and this is the first of a couple songs I stole from Mikey's CD collection. Sue me!
22 Songs and Singing Games Part 1 Earl Rogers 3:12 Yes there WILL be another part of this on this CD -- however, NOT part 2! Yeah, THAT'S how I roll.
23 Death By Glamour Toby Fox 2:16 OK this is the first song I heard from the UNDERTALE video game soundtrack and it's awesomesauce!
24 Pudding Cup Euel Box 2:49 back to the BENJI soundtrack. Remember when the kidnappers dropped a pudding cup & Benji stole it?
25 Tom Dooley The Smothers Brothers 4:46
26 Baby, I Love Your Way Dolly Parton 4:59 OK so by now you PROBABLY guessed this Cerpts CD is heavy on da Dolly (as well as Smothers Bros).
27 Po' Folks Bill Anderson 2:49 Oh yeah and your long lost Pappy Bill Anderson's on here quite a bit too.
28 Big Daddy (Is Alabama Bound) The Willis Brothers 2:35 This song was used a couple times on THE BENNY HILL SHOW. So here it is. You're welcome.
29 Whispering Pines Johnny Horton 2:56 So you told me you're a-doin' WHISPERING CERPTS so I'm a-puttin' DIS on here too.
30 The Pine Barrens Blues Paul Evans Pede 2:49 What? He peed?!? Oh, no sorry. But this must be the "piney' section. NJ Pine Barrens song. You're welcome.
31 Whispering Pines Zdenek Bervida 2:37 Dat's sure as shootin' a slavic name so here's a Slavic language version for yer Gypsy ass!
32 Ruby Duby DU Tobin Mathews 2:48 One of your dogs requested this one. I can't remember which dog it was but she made an 'Old Lady face'.
33 Swings and Waterslides Viola Beach 3:39 Ooo. Do you know what happened to Viola Beach??? Well, it warnt good. I saw a youtuber vid about it.
34 Bergentruckung Toby Fox 3:01 more UNDERTALES video game goodness
35 Bright Lights and Country Music Bill Anderson 2:41
36 Breezin' Along With the Breeze Ferlin Husky 2:10 Nope, we're NOT at the FORTY ACRE FEUD movie soundtrack. Don't fret. I'll let you know.
37 Diesel Smoke On Danger Road The Willis Brothers 2:38 All these people ARE in the FORTY ACRE FEUD movie but we STILL ain't on the soundtrack yet.
38 I Hate Myself For Loving You Dolly Parton, Joan Jett & the Blackhearts 4:07 I played the shit outta this 45 during the time I first went to the Marsh's house when U wuz housesitting. . .
39 Your Best Friend Toby Fox 0:25 Aw, dis is you. My bestest friend. And yeah, you're only worth about 25 seconds, I guess.
40 Pals, Just Pals The Melody Three with Frank Luther 3:13 Aw, another song by dem guys about us besties. This one is from 1928 though.
41 Making Rounds Euel Box 1:13 Benji running around visiting everyone including Uncle Joe from PETTICOAT JUNCTION which the dog was on too
42 A Dandelion Dies in the Wind Elton John 3:15 Yep, that ole Reg Dwight chesnut. From the REGIMENTAL SGT. ZIPPO album newly released.
43 Chocolate The Smothers Brothers 2:50
44 Bonetrousle Toby Fox 0:59
45 Cement Mixer Alvino Rey 2:39 Now we in da 1940s. Have I hit every decade in the last hundred years in this Cerpts CD??? I think so!
46 Laredo The Smothers Brothers 3:11 I think they stole this from the Kingston Trio since that's where I always heard it. Or vice versa.
47 The Woody Woodpecker Song Mel Blanc 2:18 Inspired by your 2024 viewing habits.
48 Big Beaver George Jones 2:36 WELL!!!! George, shame on you!!
49 Huggin' and Chalkin' Hoagy Carmichael 2:38 Always loved this song since George Segal sang it in the movie LOST AND FOUND.
50 Prokofiev: The Love For Three Oranges Londom Philharmonic Orchestra 1:45 first heard this snipped on an EVATONE soundsheet from Time-Life trying to sell classical music records
51 Night Moves Dolly Parton & Chris Stapleton 5:39 "with Autumn closing in."
52 Temptation (From Tim Tay Shun) Red Ingle 2:43 another old cerpts fodder goodie. A parody of the Perry Como song. This one is MUCH better den dat.
53 Daddy Sammy Kaye 2:56
54 The Glow Worm The Mills Brothers 2:40 Another OG Westfield Ave. 45 from my childhood.
55 Three Little Fishies Kay Kyser & His Orchestra 3:06 I first put this on a cerpts tape way back in the 80's for you. Offa the Dr. Demento vinyl box set.
56 Honky Cat (Session Demo) Elton John 6:18 More studio tomfoolery from Reg. I believe Gypsy Junior requested this.
57 (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction Dolly Parton, Pink & Brandi Carlile 3:53
58 Foot Stomping The Flares 2:18
59 Daniel Boone The Smothers Brothers 1:17
60 Patches Dickey Lee 2:59 The name of my first pet dog. The one who bit me and we had to get rid of. Still have photos of him though.
61 Sandy Larry Hall 2:25 Another OG Westfield Ave. 45. This one not only belonged to my Mom but is about her too.
62 True Love Peaches & Herb 2:32 My Mom sang this song to me before bed, yeah, but we also had this LP with the song on it I always listened to
63 Gnus The Smothers Brothers 2:32
64 Bobby's Girl Marcie Blane 2:26 Fifties Pop. Sixties Pop. You'll find it all here on ADVENTURES IN CERPTSLAND VOL. 3
65 Sugar Shack Jimmy Gilmer & the Fireballs 2:02
66 To Know Him Is To Love Him Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris 3:47 That's right. Here's something YOU put on MY cerpts tape back in the 80's from those TRIO reckids.
67 The Thing Phil Harris 2:18 Another classic cerpts fodder that was ALSO an OG Westfield Ave. 45!
68 Deck of Cards Wink Martindale 3:53 Still yet another OG Westfield Ave. 45, and surely the only song sung by a game show host on dis CD
69 Cherry Vimto Viola Beach 3:38 So did you research this band yet? Or watch a youtuber video about what happened to dem???
70 Ruins Toby Fox 1:34
71 Heartbreak Hotel Stan Freberg 2:19 HEY! Dis shoulda been in the Elvis block of dis Cerpts CD!!!!
72 Come Outside Mike Sarne & Wendy Richards 2:49 Pauline Fowler!!! Remember I made you get me this song on Napster?
73 I Think I'm Going to Kill Myself (Session Demo) Elton John 6:37 Probably my favourite song on da HONKY CHATEAU album and this is the demo recording of it.
74 The Saga of John Henry The Smothers Brothers 8:54 This song (sung by Harry Belafonte) was on a cerpts tape YOU did when someone was busy doin' dishes.
75 Heart of Glass Dolly Parton & Debbie Harry 3:41
76 Philadelphia U.S.A. The Nu Tornados 2:03 What the what?!? This MUST'VE been some regional Philly record or something. Holy shit!
77 Alone (Why Must I Be Alone) The Shepherd Sisters 2:48 One of those song snipped in Buchanan & Ancell's THE CREATURE that I never could identify. Until now.
78 When the Twilight Shadows Fall Jeff Calhoun 3:07 Another song from 1929. Don't buy those stocks, whatever you do!!!!
79 Batman Theme The Marketts 2:40 That's odd. The BATMAN movie didn't come out until 1989 and THIS doesn't sound like Danny Elfman!
80 Psychomania Zoltan 13:20 So yeah, probz the longest track on dis CD. This is from the soundtrack of the 1973 UK horror flick wif da bikers.
81 Venus in Blue Jeans Jimmy Clanton 2:20 Yet still yet another OG Westfield Ave. 45. Yet.
82 (There Was A) Tall Oak Tree Dorsey Burnette 2:10 More OG Westfield Ave 45 action! I always found this song oddly spooky despite being Bible-ish.
83 Schultz is Back Again (With His Boom Boom Boom) Billy Jones & Harry Pease 3:52
84 Hercules (Live) Elton John 4:35 live performance at the Royal Festival Hall
85 What's Up? Dolly Parton & Linda Perry 4:38 THIS is how much I love you. Putting this piece of shit 4 NON BLONDES song on here for youse!!!
86 Crabs Walk Sideways The Smothers Brothers 5:10 Thank God the Smothers Bros. are here to cleanse my pallet after THAT awful song. Dolly or no Dolly!
87 Mr. Sandman Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris 2:19 Hey another one from that those TRIO rekkids you put on one of my cerpts tapes in the 80's!
88 The Naughty Lady of Shady Lane The Ames Brothers 2:50 Put on probably 100 Cerpts tapes by me in the past, this is another OG Westfield Ave. 45!
89 I Said My Pajamas Tony Martin & Fran Warren 3:20
90 Josephina, Please No Leana On the Bell Louis Prime 2:34 YAY! One you can't play with the windows down in Little Italy!
91 A Pub With No Beer Slim Dusty 3:00 A song you'd EXPECT to be redneck country but is actually redneck Australian!
92 Lop Sides, Over Loaded (And It Wiggled When We Road It) Brian Hyland 2:12 I'm SURE this is pornographic. Brian Hyland trying to recapture the magic of ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY…
93 Ying Tong Song The Goons 3:24 Direct from THE GOON SHOW with Peter Sellers, Spike Milligan & Harry Secombe. Don't play in Chinatown!
94 Don't Go Near Eskimos Ben Colder 3:20 OK, this one you can't play with the car windows down in the Inuit section of Maple Shade
95 I Love You Drops Bill Anderson 2:48 CHRIST! It's him again! Nope, not time for the FORTY ACRE FEUD movie soundtrack just yet……
96 Diesel Drivin' Donut Dunkin' Dan The Willis Brothers 2:12
97 Root Beer George Jones 2:42
98 You Go To My Head Marlene Dietrich 3:23 Aw, my doddy loves Marlene so here she is.
99 Mr. Custer Larry Verne 3:07 The return of some classic cerpts fodder! Hey, remember when YOU used to be an Injun?!?!?
100 You're No Good Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris 3:14 It's dat trio again!
101 Ape Call Nervous Norvus 2:37 Classic Dr. Demento track. Classic Cerpts Fodder!
102 What We Do In the Army Alfie Bass 2:57 Alfie Bass was ONE of the old guys who replaced Mr. Grainger (he died) on ARE YOU BEING SERVED?
103 Click Clack Dicky Doo & the Don’t's 2:22 The second song on this Cerpts CD sung by a Dicky! Once again . . . You're welcome!
104 Chanson D'Amour Art & Dotty Todd 2:53 RAT-TA-TA-TA-TAH!!!! Remind me to tell you about the mashup I made with this and I FALL TO PIECES.
105 Just A Little Talk With Jesus The Humbard Family 2:53 Yeah. Jesus said to leave a message and he'll call you back when he gets a chance.
106 Jenny Brown The Smothers Brothers 4:57
107 Heartbreaker Dolly Parton & Pat Benatar 3:39
108 Makin' Whoopee Eddie Cantor 2:58 Surely I put this on several Cerpts tapes in the past 80 years for you.
109 How Much Is That Doggie in the Window Patti Page 2:27 Another OG Westfield Ave. 45!
110 Main Title from 'XTRO'/Brainstorm Harry Bromley Davenport 4:29 Just as it says: music from the horror movie XTRO
111 Navy Blue Diane Renay 2:31 Your lover joined the Navy???? Time to go lesbian!
112 High School U.S.A. (National Version) Tommy Facenda 2:12 "National Version" implies that they recorded many different regional versions of this song. Yikes!
113 Bee's Knees The Original Memphis Five 3:17 This song is a fox trot. You're welcome.
114 The Chauffer Duran Duran 5:21 AW! Our SONG!!!!
115 The Most Mysterious Song on the Internet ? 3:00 OK another song you need to look up on youtube. Nobody knows who recorded it or what it's even called.
116 Card in Pocket Zingone 3:16 from the record "6 FAMOUS RECORDED CARD TRICK Games". Yeah, you're welcome.
117 The Military Lovers The Smothers Brothers 0:52
118 Heartache Toby Fox 1:50
119 The John T. Scopes Trial Vernon Dalhart and Company 4:00 Yeah, da stupid dope who posted this on archive.org mispelled 'trial' as 'trail'. I'm surrounded by idiots!
120 Mom Always Liked You Best The Smothers Brothers 4:42
121 Little Red Rented Rowboat Joe Dowell 2:33 Yeah, I have absolutely nothing to say about this song.
122 Please No Squeeza Da Banana Tony Pastor 3:00 Is it racist if an Italian sings in a racist Italian accent???
123 Can You Really Call This A Hotel Toby Fox 1:03
124 Inka Dinka Doo Jimmy Durante 3:04 Endlessly included as Cerpts fodder on your Cerpts Tapes, this one was from that Dr. Demento box set too
125 You Can Call Me Stupid The Smothers Brothers 2:41
126 Wildflowers Dolly Parton, Linda Ronstadt & Emmylou Harris 3:36 Wobbly Cheekies Record Player alert! I'm pert near dang sure you put on a Cerpts Tape to me!
127 Ragtime Cowboy Joe David Seville 2"07 I hope this song coming on startles you as much as it startled ME when I listened back to this CD.
128 Bangers & Mash Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren 2:35 Yeah. They fucked.
129 Skin Tight Pin Striped Purple Peddle Pushers Sheb Wooley 2:39 This song was LESS a cultural contribution from Sheb Wooley than when he originated the Wilhelm Scream!
130 Time Machine Dante and the Eve 2:25 What the hell kind of artist name is THAT?!?!?!
131 Jeremiah Peabody's Poly Unsaturated Quick Dissolving Fast Acting Pleasant Tasting Green & Purple Pills Ray Stevens 2:19 This was always on the DR. DEMENTO SHOW and was also always cerpts fodder on my tapes made for you
132 The Battle of Kookamonga Homer & Jethro 2:37 Aw, another frequent Cerpts Fodder from that vinyl DR. DEMENTO box set
133 Cinderella Jack Ross 3:33 Not Archie Campbell. This is the first version of this I heard taped offa da Dr. Demento show offa da radio.
134 Private Eye The Olympics 2:24 This is by the Olympics who did one of my Mom's fave Cerpts Fodder songs: WESTERN MOVIES
135 Hand Up Your Sticks Kenneth Williams 2:23 "No, Sandy, no! If you frown you'll get crow's feet!"
136 Don't Jump Off the Roof, Dad Tommy Cooper 2:33 One of those Britcoms that replaced THE BENNY HILL SHOW on Channel 20 for a while on rotating basis.
137 Gather in the Mushrooms Benny Hill 2:42 Oh and speaking of Benny Hill . . .
138 Mister Livingstone Larry Verne 3:53 HEY! That Mr. Custer guy did something else!!!
139 I Talk To the Trees The Smothers Brothers 5:10
140 Transistor Radio Benny Hill 2:59 Oh shit, Benny Hill again so soon?!?!?!? Shoulda spread them out more, huh?
141 See You Soon Baboon Dale Hawkins 2:00
142 Mad Passionate Love Bernard Bresslaw 2:49 Not only did he play one of the Ice Warriors on DOCTOR WHO but also Sockett in CARRY ON SCREAMING!
143 White Silver Sands Don Rondo 2:43 I prefer to call him Ron Dondo myself
144 Turn Around, Look at Me The Vogues 2:49 "Though we've gotta say goodbye for the summer…"
145 They're Coming to Tow Me Away, Ha Ha! BP Commercial 0:31
146 The Drunken Sailor Leonard Warren & Tom Scott 2:41 Wow, the volume on this is really low, I'm sorry. Damn archive.org
147 Hangman The Smothers Brothers 1:24
148 Next Plane to London The Rose Garden 2:30
149 Cherry Pie Skip & Flip 2:08 Have you noticed how many songs I got offa those HARD TO FIND 45s ON CD cds???
150 A Darkie Chuckle George Morris 2:57 So . . . Um . . . .yeah. Nail your car windows shut!
151 Songs and Singing Games Part 3 Earl Rogers 2:47 As promised after Part 1 . . . . . . . Part 3
152 Spider Dance Toby Fox 1:48
153 What's Cooking Mary Connecticut Polish Orchestra 2:45 Polish might as well be Gypsies, right you gypsy motherfucker you!?!
154 Michael, Row the Boat Ashore The Smothers Brothers 6:32
155 This Must Be the Bottom Del Reeves 2:14 And THIS must be the start of the movie soundtrack for FORTY ACRE FEUD, yo!
156 Easy Come Easy Go Bill Anderson 2:04
157 Three A.M. Bill Anderson 2:33 God, I love this movie!
158 White Lightning Roy Drusky 2:02
159 The End of the World Skeeter Davis 2:35 The only song in this movie that any cultured person ever heard of. The rest is bumpkin fodder :D
160 Timber, I'm Fallin' Ferlin Husky 2:41
161 Give Me Forty Acres The Willis Brothers 2:37 The other Willis Bros song in this movie "SIX FOOT TWO BY FOUR" I can't find anywheres. Sorry.
162 Nothing To Write Home About Del Reeves 2:18
163 Things Have Gone to Pieces George Jones 2:53 In the movie, an uncredited Johnny Paycheck sings this with him. Not sure if he's on the track here too.
164 Love Big George Jones 2:04 Johnny Paycheck also duets with George on this song in the movie
165 You Taught Me Everything That I Know Skeeter Davis 2:44
166 The Other Woman (In My Life) Ray Price 3:00 This song seems REALLY creepy to me. I kinda don't like it.
167 The Last Letter Ray Price 3:17 The next song by Hugh X. Lewis is another one I can't find anywhere no matter what rock I look under!
168 Blue Kentucky Girl Loretta Lynn 2:42
169 (My Friends Are Gonna Be) Strangers Roy Drusky 2:20
170 Happy Birthday (Merry Christmas & Happy New Year) Loretta Lynn 2:01 I like Loretta betta when she's all sassy & flinty rather than that soft ballad we heard earlier.
171 Gone Ferlin Husky 2:20 And here we come to the end of the FORTY ACRE FEUD soundtrack. I think it's a treasure!
172 It's Raining Somewhere Else Toby Fox 2:52
173 Let It Be Dolly Parton, Paul McCartney, Ringo Starr & Peter Frampton 4:27 Damn, Dolly! She speaks and all the legends just show up!!!
174 Boys That Sing Viola Beach 3:16 OK, you MUST have research what happened by now; how the whole band got killed in a car crash???
175 I Can Sing A Rainbow/Love Is Blue The Dells & Charles Stepney 3:25
176 White Lightning George Jones 2:41
177 Pets Porno For Pyros 3:37 Stole this from Mikey's CD too after I heard it in the horror film CANDY LAND.
178 Gimme All Your Lovin' ZZ Top 3:59 My go to ZZ Top song is SHARP DRESSED MAN but this song I woke up one day with it stuck in my brain.
179 Peanuts and Diamonds Bill Anderson 3:13 Jesus, this guy has his manly funk ALL OVER this Cerpts CD!!!
180 You Didn't Come In The Smothers Brothers 4:57
181 G.I. Jive Johnny Mercer 3:21
182 A Zoot Suit (For My Sunday Girl) Bob Crosby & His Orchestra 2:36 Wish I could find the version of Bob Crosby's BIG NOISE FROM WINNETKA that I'm a-wantin'!
183 Is You Is Or Is You Ain't My Baby? Louis Jordan & His Tympany Five 2:46 You've ALSO been watching a lot of TOM & JERRY cartoons in 2024 . . . . Just sayin'.
184 Goodnight The Exotics 1:54 Shit! This must be near the end of the Cerpts CD.
185 Purple Rain Dolly Parton 7:51 Yep. It is.
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