1. Nikki Hoi – Flo & Eddie (Aloha, Joe!)
2. News News – George Carlin
3. Bonanza! – Johnny Cash
4. Friends (Live in Tokyo, Japan 1971) – Elton John
5. It’s My Nose’s Birthday - Jimmy Durante (I don’t know WHY I thought of you when I put this song on here. . . .)
6. Return to Dos Rios (excerpt) – Frontier Town
7. Excitable Boy – Warren Zevon ( I don’t know WHY I thought of me when I put this song on here. . . .)
8. (I Married a) Monster From Outer Space –John Cooper Clarke
9. Cheeks in a Weird Part of Space – Sweet Cheeks a Donger Doo (This is the philosophy of these two cerpts cds so pay attention!!! There’s some new shit and some old shit for your listening pleasure)
10. Touch Me (I Want Your Body) – Samantha Fox (Um . . . welcome back to 1985!!! The lil Cheeks loved this song)
11. I’d Rather Be Burned As A Witch – Eartha Kitt (Mrrrrrreowrrrrrrrrrrrrrr)
12. Eruption – Van Halen
13. Two Tribes (Carnage Mix) – Frankie Goes To Hollywood (Frankie Goes To Kettle Run, more like it!!!)
14. The Continuing Adventures of Pedro de Pacas and Man – Cheech & Chong
15. Orange Blossom Special – Johnny Cash (First Cheeky request)
16. Eskimo Dog – The Smothers Brothers (Second Cheeky request sort of)
17. Tetched in the Head – Johnny Horton (First example on THIS cd of the Electric Hortonanny and I don’t know WHY I thought of you when I put this song on here!!!)
18. Walking After Midnight – Patsy Cline
19. Cool Water – Fleetwood Mac (FFS!)
20. Pickled Cucumber – The Fish Brothers (I don’t know WHY I thought of your penis when I put this on here!)
21. Headlines – George Carlin
22. The BJ Song – Garfunkel & Oates
23. Ah-Ha! – Freddie “Schnickelfritz” Fisher & His Orchestra (Because EVERY cerpts cd need some ‘scratched-up cerpts’ on it . . . . and a heaping helping of schnickelfritz as well!)
24. Little Blue Riding Hood – Stan Freberg (the same old fairy tale but you got it in BLUE!)
25. Honky Tonk Hardwood Floor – Johnny Horton
26. Stairway To Heaven (Live) – Frank Zappa
27. Ghost Hunt – The Folktellers (NOT from that CHILLERS record though but from the LP “TALES TO GROW ON”)
28. The Nazis Had Tiny Genitalia – The Fish Brothers (I don’t know WHY I thought of y . . . . . oh never mind)
29. This Track is About Pooping – Chris Hardwick (OK, I DO know why I thought of you when I put this track on here!!!)
30. Amos Moses – Jerry Reed
31. Under Your Spell Again – Buck Owens
32. Urinals Are 50 Percent Universal – George Carlin
33. Sunday Morning Coming Down – Johnny Cash (Another Cheeky request!)
34. Whispering Pines – Zdenek Bervida (WHOA! Dat ain’t English!!!)
35. Johnny Reb – Johnny Horton
36. Invoking Sa-Tan – Sa-Tan obviously!
37. O’Sanity – Yoko Ono (my favourite Yoko Ono song. . . yeah there IS one. Also probably because it’s incredibly short, that helps a lot!)
38. Highwayman – Highwayman (Wait, is this also from the album HIGHWAYMAN??? I’ll NEVER remember that shit!!!)
39. Me and My Teddy Bear – Frank Luther (for lil doddies for to go to sleep with)
40. Holy Diver (Live) – Ronnie James Dio (His name was Dio and he dances on the sand. . . .)
41. Cowboy’s Lament – Burl Ives (‘bout time we got some Burl around here!!!)
42. The Green Werewolf – The Pharaohs (Ah, an Irish werewolf. . . . I guess)
43. Basketball Jones – Cheech & Chong
44. Hot Dog – Buck Owens
45. Death Valley – Glen Campbell
46. Ballad of the Alamo – Marty Robbins (Oh Christ, we’re in the western section of the cd again!!!)
47. Nineteen Men – Johnny Western
48. Public Enemy Number One – Webb Pierce
49. Gunfight at the O.K. Corral – Frankie Laine
50. Git Along Little Dogies – Burl Ives (OK, so it was only a matter of time till THIS song showed up . . . )
51. Luther Played the Boogie – Johnny Cash (Yes another Cheeky request)
52. A Few More Farts – George Carlin
53. I Got A Hole In My Pirogue – Johnny Horton
54. The Great Pumpkin Waltz (Reprise) – Vince Guaraldi Trio
55. Don’t Answer Me (Live) – The Alan Parsons Project
56. The Bird – The Time (Hold on, hold on, why you all beatin’ on shit???)
57. Love Button – Barnes & Barnes (I’m so clean yet I feel so dirty)
58. Panama – Van Halen
59. Rindercella – Archie Campbell
60. The Merry Minuet – The Kingston Trio (Still more wit da Cheeky requests)
61. Introduction/The Goldstein/Margaret O’Brien Story – Charles Laughton
62. Poetry: The Rabbit/The Horse – Charles Laughton
63. She Will Cut Your Balls Off – Chief Kooffreh
64. Billy the Kid – The Fish Brothers
65. Rules, Rules, Rules! – George Carlin
66. The Incredible Jazz Banjoist – The Smothers Brothers (More Cheeky requests)
67. Go Home and Tell Your Mother – Don Voorhees & His Orchestra
68. Wish You Were Here (Alternate Take) – Fleetwood Mac
69. Leather Winged Bat – Burl Ives
70. Haints, Boo Hags and Plat Eyes – The Halloween Haunter
71. Rhythm and Booze – Buck Owens
72. Y’Ever – George Carlin
73. Zombie Therapist – Chris Hardwick
74. The Tour – The First Family
75. Life Gets Tee-Jus, Don’t It? – Walter Brennan
76. Irish Stories – Walter C. Kelly
77. Midnight Express – Walter Murphy (Jesus, what’s with all these Walters in a row???!!!!)
78. I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream For Ice Cream – Fred Waring’s Pennsylvanians (And some of us, it gives da farts to!!!)
79. Hooked On Polkas – Weird Al Yankovic
80. Of All the Gin Joints. . . – Casablanca
81. Werewolves of London – Warren Zevon
82. There Stands the Glass – Webb Pierce
83. Love My Son – Jo Koy
84. Bad (Live) – U2 (and can you TRY not to melt this cd please?!?!?!!!)
85. God’s Problem Child – Willie Nelson, Tony Joe White & Leon Russell
86. Sa-Tan Bitching About Gremlins – Sa-Tan again
87. Snow-Shoe Thompson – Johnny Horton
88. My Cat’s Birthday – Cheryl Wheeler
89. Science Fiction – Chris Rush
90. Bang the Drum All Day – Todd Rundgren
91. Chili Sauce – The Time
92. Let’s Make A Dope Deal – Cheech & Chong
93. Kickapoo (from Tenacious D In The Pick of Destiny) – Tenacious D feat. Ronnie James Dio & Meat Loaf
94. Honky-Tonk Man – Johnny Horton
95. The Great Indiana Blizzard of 1930 – Jean Shepherd (yeah the guy who wrote and narrated A CHRISTMAS STORY)
96. I’m Ready If You’re Willing – Johnny Horton (shouldn’t that say IF’N yer willin’????)
97. As the Witches Go Flying Along – The Golden Records Orchestra
98. The Number of the Beast – Iron Maiden (You put this on the very first cerpts tape you ever made me . . . so here it is again)
99. Cookiepussgate – Gene & Bryan (Was Tom Carvel murdered??? Hometown Tales podcast seems to think so)
100. Chili Bean – The Benson Orchestra of Chicago (DAYYYM, talk about scratched up cerpts!!! Oldest song on this cd! Dat record’s from 1920!)
101. Wasn’t That A Party – The Irish Rovers
102. Don’t Try To Hide It – The J. Geils Band
103. Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore Part 1 – James Stewart
104. Winnie the Pooh and Eeyore Part 2 – James Stewart (another bedtime story for lil Cheeky-Weekys)
105. Mediocre Fred – The Smothers Brothers
106. The Preacher and the Bear – Jerry Reed (the flip side of Amos Moses from the Jerry Reed 45 I’ve had for half a century)
107. The Chicken In Black – Johnny Cash (See, it DOES exist! Another special special request from Cheeks)
108. Elvis Presley – Jo Brand
109. Big Butter – Heywood Banks
110. Twat – John Cooper Clarke
111. Boobs A Lot – The Holy Modal Rounders
112. You’re Breaking My Heart – Harry Nilsson
113. Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart – Archie Campbell
114. Arf a Pint of Ale – Gus Elen
115. I’m Just A Quiet Drinker – Herb Hardt (another scratched up cerpts 78!!!)
116. Winkle Picker Shoes – Bernard Cribbins (Awwwww I wonder how much he’ll be in the 60th anniversary special??? R.I.P. Wilf)
117. Let’s Talk About Black People Part 1 – Bert Kreischer (part 1?????!!!)
118. Let’s Talk About Black People Part 2 – Bert Kreischer
119. Twitterpated – Frankie Masters & His Orchestra (another cover of that classic cerpts fodder)
120. The Cave (Part 1) – Gary “Spider” Webb (I don’t know where part 2 is . . . I think I left it over there . . . )
121. The Little Man Who Wasn’t There – Glenn Miller & His Orchestra
122. Have You Heard? – The Duprees
123. Goofy Shit – George Carlin
124. Goofy Commercials – Goofy (OF COURSE this is on here. . . I think I’m a-gonna put this on every cerpts cd I make from now on!!!)
125. Run Rabbit Run – Stringbean (Oh no, he was on HEE HAW and den he got murdered!!!)
126. Jingle, Jangle – The Archies (I don’t think any member of the Archies got murdered, though)
127. Crows – The Gothic Archies (Oh wait, GOTHIC Archies?!?!?!? Maybe there was some murder after all)
128. Mysterious Mose – Bobby Dixon’s Broadcasters (another cover of one of my favouritest Halloweenie songs)
129. I’m Gonna Sit On the Porch and Play My Guitar – Johnny Cash (funnily enough, Cheeks DIDN’T request this Johnny Cash song but it’s on here just like his version of BONANZA! Is on here so deal with it!!!)
130. Make Someone Happy – Jimmy Durante (Uh oh, we’re coming to the finish of this Cerpts CD so here we have several touching songs fer ya, ya horse’s patoot!!!)
131. True Love – Patsy Cline (This song my mother used to sing to me every night when I was very little and she tucked me into bed – along with MOCKINGBIRD and JESUS LOVES ME. When I went to see her in hospice for the last time, she was asleep but when I was alone with her I held her hand and sang this quietly to her. I like to think she heard me.)
132. Beautiful Ride – John C. Reilly (how could such a truly beautiful song end up in such a goofy movie???)
133. Happy Trails – Van Halen (traditional Cerpts Tape ender)
134. MLK – U2 (even MORE traditional Cerpts Tape ender and backroom-with-the-lights-off singer)
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